9/15/11

 

spencer: i havent kissed anyone since ~december

 

shit

 

elaine: :(

 

kiss the next girl u see

 

spencer: lol

 

last girl i wanted to kiss

 

was that girl who visited ny

 

but she didnt seem to want to kiss really

 

but i wanted to kiss her a bunch

 

elaine: a bunch, hehe

 

spencer: cant remember really wanting to kiss anyone b4 that

 

elaine: what about like…a gf

 

spencer: i want dat

 

i havent had once since ~december

 

elaine: there are like

 

so many people

 

seems like it shouldn’t be so difficult

 

spencer: ya right?

 

idk what my problem is

 

elaine: lol

 

i just walk around thinking ‘everyone is terrible’

 

spencer: maybe thats the key

 

elaine: the key 2 being lonely 4ever

 

spencer: lol….

 

in december when i kissed this girl for the first time

 

i was thinking beforehand like

 

‘should i do this’

 

‘am i about to do this’

 

‘is this a good idea’

 

‘i did share a ginger ale with her earlier’

 

‘whats the difference’

 

elaine: lol

 

spencer: when i couldn’t find any major difference

 

i kissed her

 

then lol’d

 

and said ‘that was weird’

 

elaine: o jeez

 

spencer: ya she got upset

 

 

***

 

 

spencer: god

 

how doyou like

 

how are you actively dating

 

how are you doing that

 

elaine: im not

 

spencer: getting lunch w. vegan bro…

 

hooking up w. some bro….

 

elaine: its not a date

 

i dont know vegan bro

 

hookup bro was the only person in the school i talk to

 

spencer: im as active as a dead thing

 

elaine: me 2

 

spencer: obv not

 

god

 

elaine

 

elaine: no…

 

spencer: stop trying to be as lonely as me

 

elaine: should i blow off vegan bro

 

spencer: no elaine

 

i want to curse at you

 

elaine: damn

 

spencer: ya

 

 

 

10/17/11

 

spencer: say this outloud in a jazzy whisper

 

scoop-de-ska

 

elaine: no

 

spencer: : (

 

elaine: what r you doing, just saying that

 

spencer: yea

 

elaine: thas cool

 

 

 

11/01/11

 

elaine: wish i could teleport to nyc & hang out w/ you

 

spencer: did u do anything for halloween

 

elaine: no i did not

 

did you

 

spencer: no

 

i didn’t even know

 

elaine: that it was halloween

 

spencer: yeah

 

i figured it out like, sometime before falling asleep

 

elaine: damn

 

there were 2 parties at my house this weekend so i couldnt forget

 

styaed in my room

 

spencer: you sat in your room w. a party in your hosue

 

elaine: yeah

 

 

 

11/22/11

 

elaine: i just ate a mug of oatmeal..

 

spencer: mug

 

elaine: yea…….

 

spencer: i ate 840 calories of peanutbutter pretzels

 

elaine: damn

 

spencer: and a pbj and a croissant

 

now a bagel w. cream cheese

 

how many carbs for diabetes

 

is there a number

 

elaine: 2 carbs

 

…

 

elaine: typed 1/3 page and sliced a banana and put it in a pita

 

spencer: thats it

 

no peanut butter..

 

elaine: no, decided ive been eating too much pb lately

 

spencer: thats kinda blech

 

a pita w. banana

 

you gotta

 

you gotta lube it with some pb

 

or honey

 

elaine: lol

 

usually

 

spencer: pb is p good for you

 

like

 

its got proteins and vitamins and shit

 

elaine: i feel like 1 jar/week is a lot

 

spencer: damn

 

elaine: 1 person

 

spencer: yea i know how many you are

 

elaine: right is it a lot

 

spencer: yes

 

elaine: hahha jeeezus

 

spencer: do u fridgerate ur pb

 

elaine: no

 

i didnt get the kind where the only ingredient is peanuts

 

spencer: you got the kind w preservative s

 

elaine: i got 1 jar of ‘natural’ and 1 jar of like regular yea

 

on accident

 

spencer: on.accident

 

elaine: i went to 2 stores to get different things

 

and forgot id already gotten pb

 

i guess

 

but now im almost done w/ both jars

 

spencer: you went to both stores alone

 

elaine: yes…